i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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