just tell him i said nine months
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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