He is like the real live version of the state fair..
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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