Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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