what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
tell me about the fingering
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