Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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