whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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