Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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