you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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