there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Floor bacon is actually really good
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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