Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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