Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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