hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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