It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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