i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I currently don't understand fingers.
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