bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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