Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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