I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
There are leaves in my underwear?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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