Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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