some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
smell my finger.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
So much Jack, so little girl.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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