Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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