Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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