I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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