If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Randomize
