At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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