if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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