what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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