I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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