my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
her facebook's as public as her vagina
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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