we're blogging at a bar
id be glad to
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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