Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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