Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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