do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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