i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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