Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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