The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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