Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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