I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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