On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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