so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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