awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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