this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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