Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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