I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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