It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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