There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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