Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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