Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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