Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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