my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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