That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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