I'm gonna have a badass scar
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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